never odd or even.

I'll make you a mixtape so you can know who I am in roughly fifty minutes.

23 Jul

cooasswhiteboiii47:

thekingofhorror:

robemmy:

Hypocrisy

So fucking powerful.

can’t get over this

23 Jul

It’s 5 am and I need to reassure myself that alligators/crocodiles can’t get into my home and kill me (I had a nightmare)

shanksspeare:

-I live in New England
-We have AC (make it so cold they get sluggish, then I kill them)
-these animals aren’t pack hunters so it’s probably more likely they will attack each other in the process of trying to kill me
-they don’t know that I have eaten alligators before. They are lizards, not psychics.

23 Jul

(Source: neuromaencer)

23 Jul

(Source: inesbwolf)

23 Jul
  • me: no one likes me
  • someone: I like you
  • me: thanks
  • me: no one likes me
23 Jul

neptunain:

go into a starbucks in NYC and say very loudly into your phone “this movie script is stale and trite! we need some new talent, someone with a fresh outlook” and wait

23 Jul suethespiders:

*rides off into the sunset on your dad*

suethespiders:

*rides off into the sunset on your dad*

23 Jul

(Source: ahmarzing)

23 Jul

Anonymous asked Duchess or Lady

(Source: dazzledbydisney)

23 Jul

(Source: alexcreep)