January 2012
5 tags
sometimes, i really love my brother.
Sam: So...do you wanna watch High School Musical?
Me: Um...of course.
Sam: Yes! Let's watch fuckin High School Musical.
*plays movie*
Me: Whoa, this is a lot funnier than I remember. But not in the intentional way.
Sam: Yeah, this is ridiculous!
*laughs too much at everything Troy's dad says*
Me: Is that Nick from Glee?
Sam: That Jason guy? Is it?!
Me: No...he's not as cute. But whoa. Oh. Speaking of cute. Cello playing skater dude is super cute.
Sam: Gabrielle's boobs are so small. I guess that's changed now since she's a whore.
December 2011
When I die:
tyleroakley:
Last words: “My body is ready.”
Obituary: “Tyler has lost the ability to even. He led an A+ life, changed everything, and was the HBIC and GPOY of many. Survived by his Tumblr queue and scheduled tweets. In lieu of flowers, it would be accurate to sprinkle Cool Ranch Dorito crumbs on his grave. ”
Tombstone: “Dead. Corpse. Rotting.”
Friend1: "Everybody shut up." *picks up phone* "Hey mom."
Friend2: "Come back to bed"
Friend3: *Various sex noises*
Friend4: "Put your pants back on"
Friend5: "PASS THE WEED"
Being artistic on a dusty car
thats-so-meme:
Expectations:
Reality:
What I want to know is who the hell has time to draw The Girl With The Pearl Earring on their car.
Watchsummerkindoflove:
themoonisfallingoutofthesky:
Harry Potter in 99 Seconds.
Omg :O This is amazing.
quinsee:
cummunist:
atlaswasright:
ashleystayfree:
atlaswasright:
remember pottermore
remember google+
remember google wave
remember publr
remember the titans
remember remember the 5th of november
chemicalsandskin:
london tipton’s really great
really great
really great
london tipton’s really great
and deserves the opposite of hate
(which is love)
I actually severely dislike her only based on the fact that my hometown is called Tipton.
So when everyone asks where I’m from, and I say “Originally from this small town, Tipton”, they always go
LOLOLOL LYKE DA GRL N...
“Sometime between summer 2009 and summer 2011, Chris learned to move his hips in...”
– the Chris Colfer TVTropes page (via nubpher)
I have
no idea
what they’re talking about.
(via struckbylux)
sanfran:
rachelayne:
sanfran:
why does all the good stuff in life cost so much
I didn’t know happiness and love had a price
calm down gandhi
6 tags
These are the types of conversations my mom and I...
*watching TV*
Mom: Her lips look like they just got done sucking cock. Holy shit.
Me: She kinda looks like someone who got a bad sex change. Like you know how guys can look really pretty once they're girls? But--
Mom: -- with her they totally fucked it up.
Me: Yeah, she just...really really needs to lay off the botox.
5 tags
Every year, mom mom, little brother and I watch...
Because how could you be on your way to having sex with Karl and stop because your brother called.
NO.
He’ll be fine.
Turn the damn phone off and do it with the stunning Brazilian man in your bed.